Some Simple Rules

This came home in Connor's work folder from school. I'll transcribe here:

Rules For My Mom and Dad-Connor

1. No yelling in the house
2. Let me go where I want
3. Let me play when I want to
4. $20 a week
5. Go on vacation every 2 days
6. I can watch whatever I want

Our response:

1. Okay. We could probably work on that if you'd listen the first 5 or 6 times we
say something.
2. Sure. Once we get the GPS implanted in your leg.
3. Okay, but when would you eat or bathe?
4. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
5. We're totally with you on this one, though compliance will be a challenge.
6. We think that 6 hour "Pawn Stars" marathon this weekend has you feeling a
little cocky.