Say It Like It Is

So, its the first Saturday of summer and we all slept in a bit.  I made a nice breakfast of maple sausage and poached eggs for the boys.  Connor never had a poached egg before and he liked it, but ambled off to the family room after eating his fill.

D:  Are you finished with your breakfast?
C: Yes
D: Well, do you just plan on leaving this mess on the table?
C: hrughlmf 
D: Connor, come clean up.  I'm not your slave.
C: No, but you're kind of like the maid around here.