I used the afternoon to cook. I will on Monday, too. I'll be on a business trip this week and I like to make sure the boys are fed before I go. I'll make a meatloaf and some chicken enchiladas. Those plus the leftovers from tonite should round out the week-and our backsides! Happy New Year, everyone!
Saturday, December 31, 2011
In For The Eve
I used the afternoon to cook. I will on Monday, too. I'll be on a business trip this week and I like to make sure the boys are fed before I go. I'll make a meatloaf and some chicken enchiladas. Those plus the leftovers from tonite should round out the week-and our backsides! Happy New Year, everyone!
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Summer Road Trip-Chocolatey Goodness
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Retro Jell-o
First, you make small trays of colored Jell-o in a Jiggler consistency. For those of you not down with the jiggle-town, that is two small boxes of Jell-o and two cups of boiling water. We made 5 different colors in disposable 9x9 Hefty baking pans sprayed with Pam.
Once they set, you cut them into cubes. Try to keep the sizes kind of uniform. I didn't do this so well, but with then next batch I will and it will look better.
Toss the cubes together gently and mix them up well. Aren't they spectacular?
Put all of them into a deep pan. Then, make the "cream" Jello- by softening four packs of Knox unflavored gelatin in a cup of cold water and mixing with two cans of sweetened condensed milk and three cups of boiling water. Let it cool down to close to room temp or it will melt the blocks a bit. Then pour it over the blocks and settle any errant ones down by gently shaking the pan a bit.
Let that set for a few hours and BAM! Jell-o magnificence when you slice it into pieces!
It tastes really great but not ice cold. Next batch won't include purple (grape), it just looks too dark. And what about red? How could I forget the red?
For a better blog post and a half size recipe (I doubled because I only had that big pan) check out
Our Best Bites. Happy Jiggling!!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Balls
I start with a big soup pot. The big kind you'd boil lobsters in. You need plenty of room for this soup and its an endeavor--so you want to make a big batch. I think my pot is 21 quarts, but don't quote me. If you only have a 10 quart soup pot, cut this all in half. First, I start with two bunches of celery. I don't peel it--it gets to mushy. If you want to tear some of the strings out you may, but I don't bother.
I cut it in approximately two inch pieces. I like them big because in all of the cooking they get fairly soft and you want something to bite into later.
Next, I have my kitchen gnome peel two pounds of carrots. And then I have him break my $25 Mario Batali peeler. But that's off the topic.
Again, cut the carrots up in fairly big pieces. They will get soft. If you make them small, they'll just fall apart.
Next, peel for or five medium sized parsnips. Leave them whole. You'll be removing them later and you don't want to be hunting for them.
This soup needs parsley. Alot of it. A whole bunch of it. I cut the leaves off the stalks with scissors. No need to chop it. Most of it will come out later. But avoid as many stalks as possible because they add a bitter flavor.
Dill--I know, I know. Many people hate it. Too bad. This soup requires it and it doesn't really taste dilly later. Don't worry. I used two packages today. Same deal--trim it all of the stalks with scissors.
On top of all of this in the pot, pile up two cut up chickens and about 3 coarsely chopped onions. You can use whole chickens if you wish (and I usually do) but using the cut up is a bit easier. Cover all of that to within an inch of the top of the pot. You can add some salt and pepper if you wish, but easy on the salt because you'll need to add chicken flavor later an that has plenty of salt in it. Cover. Boil. Simmer for about 30 minutes or until vegetables are a good tenderness. The chicken will be done if the veggies are. Turn off the heat and let it cool down for about 30 minutes.
Now, the tedious part. Pour off all the stock into another large pot or bowls. Drain all the solid ingredients into a colander over a bowl. Remove the chicken--set aside. Remove all the carrots and celery. Set aside with chicken. Discard everything else. You'll have a big pile of flavorless onions and grayish wilted parsely with the parsnips. Down the disposal that all goes.Pick all the meat off the chicken. Its certainly sanitary to wear gloves, but I really wear them because the chicken is HOT.
All of the chicken and veggies look like this. Cover and put in fridge. Now, its time to get some balls.I use Manischewitz Matzoh Ball Mix. I've used another brand and I've tried to make them homemade twice from crushed matzohs. Nothing is as good or reliable as these. You can be an overachiever if you want, but really, what's the point? Follow the instructions on the box and use all four packets. (Four packets, eight eggs, and eight tablespoons of oil)
Refrigerate the mix while you put the stock back into the pot. Bring to a boil and add chicken flavor to bring the broth up to the strength you prefer. I am partial to Telma chicken flavoring but its hard to find. Maggi powdered chicken bouillion works great and that's what I used today.
Once you get it flavored and boiling, I recommend that you split it between two pots for cooking the balls. They need room to move around.
Make the balls at bit smaller than a golf ball. Wet hands helps in shaping them and keeps them from sticking to you. If you can get help to make them with another set of hands (Bob always helps me) that is ideal. You want to get them into the rolling boil as close together as you can.
As they cook they increase in diameter about 30%. So you end up with them a bit bigger than the size of a golf ball. Although I have seen this soup served in many delicatessens with a GIANT softball sized ball in the center of the bowl--I don't recommend it. You run the chance that the ball won't cook all the way through and nothing is worse than an uncooked ball. :)
As soon as you get all the balls in there, dump in a package of egg noodles. They'll cook up quickly as the balls finish. Combine the pots back into one if you separated for ball cooking and you are done.
Its a delicious and unique soup. I always hand out containers of it to my grateful fans at work--especially to the jewish men I work with who delight in telling their wives that "some shiksa at work makes better matzoh balls than you do!"
Sunday, August 29, 2010
That's How We Roll

So, a month or so ago I read an article in New York Magazine about the lobster glut and what it has done to lobster dining in NYC. Apparently, for whatever reason (global warming, pollution), lobster's main predator--the cod--have died out and now the lobster population is exploding. In the article they mentioned that one of the best lobster pounds, Red Hook, in Brooklyn, was about to lanuch a loster truck in Washington D.C. I immediately began researching!
The Red Hook Lobster Truck began operations downtown about a week ago. They've been a massive hit, with lines as long as two hours to get a lobster roll. They Tweet their location every day and I've been following them to see if there is ever a time that we could get there. But, alas, with full time jobs in the 'burbs and two kids, it just wasn't working out.
So, last night I did the next best thing. Made them myself, with lobster meat picked by Bob. Having spent so much time in Maine, I know what a good one tastes like, and these were spot on perfect. Lemon juice, mayo, melted butter, toasted roll, a touch of cruncy celery, and for me--a dusting of Lemon Herb Old Bay seasoning. Spectacular. The only way it would be better is if my feet were hanging off a dock in Maine somewhere.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Dinner Down East

We had three, delicious "straight from Maine" lobsters for dinner tonite courtesy of our friend Kim who went up there for the weekend and brought back 60lbs of them. We hadn't planned on it, but she had extras and for $12 bucks a bug, how would we say no?
Connor liked playing with them, just like I did when I was a kid. In fact, I distinctly remember putting my dog's leash on one once and taking it for a 'drag' in the backyard. I also remember my Dad putting cigarettes in the claws of one. Smoking kills---about 5 minutes later in that lobster's case!
And in case you were wondering, Connor had a PBJ and some corn on the cob. Wouldn't even take a bite of the lobster and Bob and I were fine with that!
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Anybody Want A Bunny Cake Pan???
I AM EXHAUSTED BY THIS HASSENPFEFFER. 3 SOLID HOURS THIS MORNING!!
But, I'm sure he's going to taste heavenly when he's brought to the slaughterhouse later. Something is wrong with my mechanical cake decorator and I had to exert far more pressure to get the icing out than usual. I think it might be missing a piece--an inner cylinder--but I'm not sure.
Anyway, the cake is almond flavored and the icing is vanilla. Happy Easter. And let me know if you want the damn pan!!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Bunny Cake

I made this cake in 2008 and for some reason skipped last year. But, I'm going to give it a shot this year. I might not get to it until Easter Sunday morning, but let's see if I'm up to the same level of commitment!
No matter what I do, its bound to look better than any of these!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Its Not Over 'til It's Over
It is January. I am not supposed to still be baking cookies, am I? The holiday cooking time is past, isn't it? Not for me.
The graveyard of sugar cookie gingerbread men you see above were mixed this morning and rolled and baked tonight. They are for Connor's classroom holiday party where the kids are decorating them. I volunteered to make them BEFORE Christmas when I was off work, etc. But because of the blizzard, school was closed on party day and it has been rescheduled for this Friday. So, here I am, flour covered hands, rolling cookies on a weeknight.
And, wouldn't you know it, I need 36 of them and the batch only made 30! So, whilst baking those men above, I had to make a whole new batch of them to yield 6 more of the sons of bitches. Ahhhhhh. Serenity now. Serenity now.
Of course, I'm responsible. Despite my constant admonishing of my fellow working moms to NOT VOLUNTEER for this stuff, the call for the cookie baker was like a siren of the sea calling to the lonely sailor. I had to answer it. Sucker.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Snow Far, Snow Good!
Here's what the backyard looked like at 7:30 am
And to wrap up this seasonally random post, its the last day of Hanukkah and I'd like to wish all my friends who are members of the tribe a happy holiday. I really hope it was 8 crazy nights of fun and celebration. Consistent with that, I share my offspring's craft and artwork below. This is what happens when a shiksa's kid makes a Star of David.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Carb Neighborhood
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Happy Birthday Daddy!
That was Week 1's injury. Week 2 was a jammed finger that swelled up like an eggplant on a stick and that required a splint. No worries. These are battle scars that are earned with pride.
In order to demonstrate my devotion, I embarked on a 3 night journey to concoct a Martha Stewart dessert from her current Halloween issue in lieu of the traditional birthday cake. Here's a shot of Martha's:
And here's a shot of mine:
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Barrel of Monkeys
Sunday, June 29, 2008
I've Been Busy
