Paparazzi

Overheard in the car-

D: No, Connor. The baby likes being curled up like that.

C: Did I like that when I was a baby?

D: Yes, you did.

C: Are you sure?

D: What do you mean, "am I sure?"--of course I'm sure. Somewhere I have a picture of you like that.

C: Ugh. You and the pictures. You're like the paparazzi.