The Nutcracker

C: Mom, we saw "The Nutcracker" in school today.
D: Really? Where?
C: In my classroom on TV.
D: Really? (I honestly am shocked that they would spend any classroom time on this...but that's a whole different post.)
C: Really.
D: Well, did you like it?
C: Duh. No.
D: Why not?
C: Umm. Mom. Girls in ballet outfits? IT BURNED MY EYES.