Twenty One

My friend Michelle recently posted her son's answers to the following questions. I couldn't resist asking Connor the same ones:

1. What is something your mom always says to you?

Connor! Listen!

2. What makes your mom happy?

Listening and don’t smack her in the butt.

3. What makes your mom sad?

When I say I never loved you.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

By telling me funny jokes.

5. What do you think your mom was like as child?

Little and listening and watched a lot of TV and never cleaned.

6. How old is your mom?

30

7. How tall is your mom?

Really tall. Taller than me.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Go play with her son and bowl and be happy with her son.

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around.

Look for me and yell “Connor! Where are you?”

10. If your mom becomes famous, what would it be for?

Being a really famous artist.

11. What is your mom really good at?

Drawing horses.

12. What is your mom not very good at?

Football, golf, and soccer, and baseball.

13. What does your mom do for her job?

Works at Quest Diagnostics and does tests and blood checks.

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?

Pizza

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

Helping Dad and making Dad not get angry.

16. If your mom was a cartoon character which one would she be?

Pinky Dinky Doo

17. What do you and your mom like to do together?

Snuggle

18. How are you and your mom the same?

We both love each other and we both have the same eyes.

19. How are you and your mom different?

You’re a girl and you have long hair and I’m a boy and I have short hair. And you wear lipsticks and gold pajamas and you type like a girl. And you run around like a girl. And wear a bra like a girl.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

She kisses me and hugs me a lot and she says Connor I love you!

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?

Shoppacinos…I mean Starbucks.